Back to Directories View All Category
  • Lady In Red

    Genre: Romance
  • Love Story!

    Genre: Romance
  • When Best Friends Kiss

    Genre: Romance

    Genre: Romance
  • Readers token

    You’re An Idiot Love

    Genre: Romance
  • The Harrison Daughters Chronicle

    Genre: Romance
  • Readers token


    Genre: Romance

Please login to see Library

Please login to see Finished

  • Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter
  • Hozier - Too Sweet
  • SHABOOZEY - A bar song (tipsy) lyrics
  • BENSON BOONE - Beautiful Things
  • Taylor swift - Fortnight
  • ARTEMAS - I like the way you kiss me
  • George Michael - Careless Whisper
  • KT Tunstall - 1000 Years
  • Lizzo - 2 Be Loved (Am I Ready)
  • Taylor swift - 22
  • Peter, Paul and Mary - 500 Miles
  • Arctic Monkeys - 505
Add to Library 22 followers

Diary Of A Condom

  • 505Views
  • 13Comments
  • Please login to DonateDonate

I started dating when i was 16. I fell in love with the cutest guy ever and it was lovely. His kiss was like an angel farting on my face, that's how i like to think it. His name was David.

David is the kind of guy most ladies dream of. When he asked me out, it was an easy decision for me. I didn't have to think twice about it, my feminity was almost complete, my breasts were already a massive heap of beautiful flesh and my nipples stood like ripe boils on a child's forehead. David knew how to make me laugh, he knew how to make me feel and he knew how to love a woman.

I remember his favourite joke was Basket Mouth’s "There are two things involved..," That one about "...,If you are a man you are safe but if you are a woman there are two things involve..," He would say the joke in such a way that i would laugh till i get really hungry and with him, the joke was never dry. David also perfected the art of keeping beards, his beards were always well trimmed and so perfect i always hesitated before i drive my hands into them for fear of spoiling the perfection.

Starting this story will add it to your library

3 2 votes
Story Rating
Oldest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Isah Danjuma
1 month ago

Nice story

Jade Hamilton
2 months ago

A great combination of thriller and (very) black comedy with shades of Irvine Welsh’s “Filth”. Not for the faint of heart.

Chijioke Okoye
8 months ago

This got me stuck till the end

Elvina Kalu
11 months ago

test comment

Lance Luka
2 years ago

So what about the guy,what about him

Word count:



Create an Account
Create an Account Back to login/register